BLADE LIFE: A Few Rounds Later…

It was a casual Tuesday night in Launceston, Tasmania, so we decided to punish a flagon or two! As the sun was fading, three rounds of Four Kings later, Tom “Yuggie Smalls” guy decided to whip out his kicks. After finally getting them on, he tried his hand at standing up, this failed miserably! After awhile he got outside and set himself loose on the world. After laughing at his misfortune for awhile we decided to get him to jump a few of our mates. This didn’t go all that smoothly. The result was grazed balls, bruised ribs, bloody teeth and a shitty Wednesday morning. — Jesse Hunniford

(Ed’s Note: Sometimes something shows up that is so wrong that it’s right and this just seemed like one of those times. I mean really, wtf.)

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Nick Korompilas - Saturday, December 4th, 2010

This is a perfect example of why people think rollerblading is gay.

tommy mendez - Thursday, December 9th, 2010


Matty Mantz - Friday, September 6th, 2013

What the absolute fuck? How is this worth publishing, you bunch of clownshoes. Un-fucking-believable.

Tony Baller - Friday, June 30th, 2017

Cool idea boy!