Nearing are the hours of our eminent apocalyptic demise! Are you prepped? Do you really give a shit? You’d be surprised by the number of people who could really care less and just simply don’t believe. Are the signs among us? Is rollerblading ever going to D I E ? Are we going to D I E ? Well, even if we are going to perish by drowning in salt water that has melted from the glaciers of the Earth’s nether regions, what are you going to do about it anyway? Exactly.

It has no doubt been too long since I’ve last assaulted these treacherously typed lines for your entertainment. “So, how is everyone living these days?” is the kind of question my eyes ask myself as I peer down the streets and sidewalks of this great nation. We’re all somehow managing in the same type of way, I’m sure. We breath the same oxygen, unless you know of something a ‘lil better than the next man… and I know you’re not sharing. Is that the way of this world these days?

You know, the more I think about it, people actually might be concerned about the coming days. Or I could just be confused by the confusion on the faces of our beautiful people? What are these mouths saying? Do they speak the truth of the Mayan past, or are they merely preoccupied by our futureless future?

The fruit adorned the tree. One bite later, we’re living a lengthy long life and continuing to do the things we love without ever forgetting where it is we come from… The Earth.