Sounds like some hectic times are ahead for Krans, but while he wrangles with the legal implications of being involved with the creation of a bogus (obviously) zombie epidemic, you can get a sordid glimpse into the online world of blading in this week’s WEB ROLL. It may be a couple days late, but as Brian pointed out in his title, Everyone’s in Vegas anyway. (Except him!) — ONE
Play with Yourself
Like Green Day says in Longview, “When masturbation’s lost its fun…” If that’s ever the case, and you’re stuck with too much time with your hands, there’s Angelo Ferrer and company’s Finger Blades.
Similar in idea to the ones already out there, these skates are customizable and reflect current skates on the market. You know, the kind for your feet.
Depending how creative (read: bored) you are, take the blades to the next level with your own grind box and Barbie pants.
The more you know…
In the realm of vintage photage, there’s some haunting stuff out there. And no, I’m not going to make a Batman & Robin reference for anyone still collecting residual checks from that.
Thanks to the Found Footage Festival I stumbled across some old lesson videos from someone I’m pretty sure is Chris Mitchell.
Helmets. Wear them. Also, pre-order Chris’ book, Cast Member Confidential.
The Tron of Blading
Just in time for Halloween. I don’t know about any of you, but I’m sure there are enough “rollerblader on his knees” jokes already without this dude.
Ubiquitous Item of the Week
AIL: Valo’s the best team, Broskow’s still On Top (pun obviously intended), Latimer’s a legend, and yet again, the comp at Woodward West was sick shit.
And some fun by those crazy Shock kids.
Now everyone should watch Swingers and Fear and Loathing in preparations for the WRS finals in Vegas, if you aren’t there already.
Comment of the Week
Ms. Heffernan, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in that situation. But, sister, let me tell you, I never learn my lesson.
I’m just kidding. I’m a dude, so I don’t menstrate. And I’m pretty boring.
P.S. I don’t know if I’ll be writing next week’s WEB ROLL because I could be charged for my part in a zombie infection hoax back in the good old Quad-Cities. I’ve been outed.
How has nobody pointed out how stupid these finger skates are? are you kidding me? customizable? reflect current skates on the market? pro model finger skates? and the best part….$30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? i dont know maybe the pictures just dont do them any justice…i really hope no one outside of the blading community sees these things.
I actually bought a pair of AOR finger skates and they are tons of fun.
My friends will be contacting you this week for some Thanks for the free cd angelo
I WILL BE ORDERING A BUNCH FOR XMAS PRESENT FOR NMY SON AND HIS 2 FRIENDS.. THANKS
Good web roll editing Krans. I’d buy those finger skates too, and Team Valo is killing them hardly.
