Okay, so we need some help. We were looking through some of the best pics photographer John Haynes shot while BCSD X unfolded, and we found ourselves getting distracted by some of the awesome, random crowd moments today’s ultra-high resolution cameras provide us a glimpse of in the backgrounds. Which is where you folks come in. Let’s get some captions from you guys. How about our favorite caption wins their choice of a ONE t-shirt or lithograph set? Let the fun begin, and see the action we cropped out of these shots when the pics hit the pages next issue. — ONE
pic 10. AMERICAAA.. Fuck Yeah..
pic 4: Check that ass, damn!! Oh wait….
pic 4: Mmm, he must work out.
pic 4: “i swear i was checking out his pantz… c’mon guys… you know i was just looking at those… fuck you guys!”
pic 10: Traci White sing the National Anthem, Jason Reyna films crowd go nuts.
Pic 9 B Smith : 4 Life?
Pic # 4
“That’s right Keaton, you better gtfo-> or we’ll let Uhas have a go at you…Look at him, you think a nigga won’t bite?”
Pic # 6- From the perspective of the black dude
“I’m just gonna look up and pretend I don’t notice the fag in the black pea-coat behind me…Oh shit- Is that Davey Jones doin a TTS over my head?”
Pic # 2 ” A bunch of the younger dudes checkin out the new Casper line at the GOST booth.”
Pic # 1 from the perspective of the dude with the helmet and maroon pants.
“Oh fuck, I shouldn’t have eaten those $4.99 boneless wings from the concession stand…Bout to shit my pants.”
PIC 7 FOR SURE
Kid in lime green shirt and black hoody looking retarded is Aaron Peterson. He was black-out drunk and you can easily tell in this picture. This is hilarious to me!
“What, that trick was so lame, let me grab my k2 fattys and have at these keds, oh wait I’m hammered.”
P.2 – James Short and Sean Callahan in the flesh!
P.4 – No, no, no. Brown is awful color. That ass would look nice on some Turqouise pants.
P.8 – Guess whos zipper ain’t working right?
pic 3: tough question: find justin hertel on the picture.
“Pic # 6- From the perspective of the black dude
“I’m just gonna look up and pretend I don’t notice the fag in the black pea-coat behind me…Oh shit- Is that Davey Jones doin a TTS over my head?””
Just because someone is wearing a pea coat doesn’t mean they are gay…. lulz.
Pic#5- Photographer- Ok Mrs. Callahans class say yankee doodle!!!
PIC 1:
perspective of dude in remz:
“Did that guy behind me just shove wax up my ass'”
PIC 9:
perspective of guy at the top left:
“This -10 degree temperature has made me hungary”
pic 6
“but baby? I’m on one knee, I thought we had something special, Don’t make me look like a fool!”
“OMG, I cant talk about this right now… There’s cameras on us….”
pic 2
“See fellas, I told you. Chris Haffey IS the second coming of Christ. First, it was nails on a cross. Now, it’s hammers on a box…… did anyone bring the bible from the hotel? I wanna get it signed.
pic 5
Hey guys,
I’m here at bittercold showdown! My dog Woof, is at the trade show. I’m sitting in the audience. I might be hard to spot with my new beard. Also, see if you can find my hat nearby! some guy named killgore took it.
-waldo
pic 8
“Why does this feel like a cold sore? wait a second, that was no lollipop under your hat! Your just like Nick Uhas, except he calls it a microphone.
pic # 4 : “Fine guys, ill get the pizza.”
pic #3 alex nunez with the camera ” forget about Bunique imma film this shit myself”
Pic 7:
Kid in the red leather jacket holding the camera:
“Damn I thought I was badass with this jacket but Broskow’s way cooler”
whatever fab, not even close to blacked out!
pic 7:
me
“damn it’s hard standing on this ramp straight…bolino finna win”
pic 4:
blue razors shirt
“sorry guys but i’m going to have to ask you to leave”
same pic
black leather jacket and black hat
“hmmm… those valos totally ruin the outfit”
Pic 1:
Nick Uhas: “I’m gonna stab that photographer in the fucking face!”
Pic 3:
“Who’s that cat burglar looking dude in the back, Roger Langley?”
Pic 6:
“Who’s this muthafucka think he is, grind over MY head?!”
Pic 7:
“That’s A_muhfuckin_P, mufucka… Need some trees?”
Pic 8:
The chick: “That must’ve been better for him than it was for me. Two minutes my ass… more like 2 seconds…”
Pic 9:
“If Alf’s playing pocket pool, he just sank the 8 ball.”
Pic 10:
Photog: “Time to drop a deuce.”
Picture 3.. “Zis trick makes me want to eat cheese!”
That’s funny Ranger Rick because I knew I needed to take a shit all day. Hard to tell whether the park bathroom scared me off or the fried chicken fingers had stopped me up. : /
