Rumor has it a bunch of bladers were shreddin’ Woodward West at the time, but JE was hangin’ in the Rat Tail/ONE space at the Escondido Sports Complex during the innaugural SDSF Open.

Jeff Stockwell reminds us that he is number ONE!

A bunch of people chit-chatting while Jimmy Hake from Ohio makes time with a girl showing a whole lotta leg.

Jan (Yan for you mooks who always screw it up) Welch looking more like a ginger kid than ever.

Chris Farmer tried to swallow his own face and ended up almost looking like Adrian Brody.

Aragon likes the night life, baby.

From this angle Mike French has the bone structure of a creature from a Tim Burton movie.

You can cleary see that Kato is thinking “You gotta live that shit!”

Tyler Durden from FIGHT CLUB showed up but kept calling himself B-cam.

John Harris puts on his most innocent face.

Geoff owns a dancing and singing George Bush puppet. (We gave it to him.)

Aragon thought Dre’s sis’ was swell.

Don Bambrick said, “I wanna be in ONE.” We listened.

Rachard does his best Bill Cosby impression.

Dominic doing his best Depp.

Ski was wildin’ out.

JE’s head with immaculate layering.

Smoke and fire go together like Lennen and Bailey. Here’s the smoke…

Erik Bailey is fire.

Brent’s like, “But I wanna be fire!” And he is. Okay Brent, you can be fire too.

A darker, more serious, and probably more intoxicated Geoffrey.

Jenn and Pat sharing a laugh.

Does this beard go with my hat?

Reyna’s like, “Glasses battle in 3…. 2… 1!”

Who won? We couldn’t look.

Is this the smartest man in rollerblading?

An understated Negrete.

This guy looks like an asshole.

Rob G. tried to hypnotise us with his eyes, and it would’ve worked if it weren’t for our trusty beer goggles.